Today I braved going into Claire's work again. I have made myself a promise not to go anywhere near Jeffery.
We haven't had much snow in Dorset but there is a still a bit lying around and Claire bet me that I could not ice skate. Well she is right - I can't ice skate as firstly, I don't have any ice skates and secondly, why would I need to? I am made of rubber, I could bounce pretty far on something so hard.
I thought I would go out and see what is all the fuss over this white stuff - seems to just cause issues for everyone. But then once I had carefully stepped into it, I had great fun sliding around in it. The untouched stuff is very beautiful. I just need auntie Lynne to send me my coat so I can stay a bit warmer - I don't want to get brittle, now do I?Anyway I did see Jeffery but not to talk to. He was smooching up with his wife. I sneaked a quick piccie - look at her - she is positively dumpy. And I think my feet are big - look at her great big club feet!!! I cannot understand what he sees in her at all when he could have had me - an exotic raven haired beauty. And why has he got no top on. I think he must have been reading my blog and saw my entry about Post It Notes being so last year. He looks so silly - I mean topless when it is in minus figures outside! I - D - I - O - T!!!!!