Who would believe I spent months lying unforgotten on Claire's desk at work? Look at me now. I have this beautiful mansion to live in. It is a bit draughty as there is no front to it and so not much privacy but beggers can't be choosers. I have my own bedroom with soft springy bed. I have a lounge and TV and a fully fitted kitchen and I even have my own bathroom complete with bath and toilet!
I have to share it with little Zoe and some of her dolls but I am top dog and what I say, goes!