Monday 18 January 2010

A proposal

Ironically after yesterday's prompt, Claire is having some blocked toilet issues and so in the rush to organise a drain company to come out today, she forgot to take me to work with her.
Look at what was waiting on her desk. This is what I should seen when I got there.
The letter reads:

To My Dear Pamela,
You are the one.......

I haven't been able to get you off my mind since I left. I have given Daisy the boot and told her to get out of town. I love you with all my plastic heart and I want to make this decision final.

WILL YOU MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST BENDY MAN IN THE WORLD AND MARRY ME?

I promise I (and the kids) will make you very happy.

Love your muscle bound stud

Jeffery
xxxxx
Look how gorgeous Jeffery looks - look at the tux and the beautiful red roses. There was a ring in the box too. Except that Claire, the stupid woman, has lost it on the way home. Claire has bought Jeffery back with her so we can talk things through, but I really need some advice now. He has chosen me and now I am not sure what I want. Do I want him or has he used all his chances up? This was the last thing I expected. Help!!!!

7 comments:

  1. OOOH Pamela I think you should grab the chance of happiness with both hands, go for it those roses look super!

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  2. my Darling pAMELA i JUST POSTED AND PRESSED THENWRONG BUTTONS INDISTRESSED AND lYNNE HAS TOLD ME i HAVE TO WRITE IT AGAIN oOPS i HAVE CAPS AND DON'T KNOW WHQT TO DO

    I AM SO DISTRESSED ABOUT THIS, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LOOK AFTER 3 KIDS? YOU WERE JUST STARTING A NEW LIFE AND TODAY Ai FOUND A LOAD OF BARNBIE CLOTHES...oH DEAR i AM FEELING DREADFUL

    gET jAMES TO PUT A LOCK ON THAT HOUSE (zOE WON'T MIND) AND KEEP AWAY FROM jEFFERY TONIGH T AND GET cLAIRE TO TAKE HIM BACK TO THE OFFICE TOMORROW

    MY LOVELY THERE IS ANOTHER LIFE IN 2010 AND JUST THINK ABOUT aLLY PALLY DO YOU REALLY WANT jEFFERY WITH ALL OD US

    oOOOOOOOH i REALLY CANNOT WRITE AT THE MOMENT

    Lynne is back and sorted me out :) She will pop back later to see how you are. he is a no good person, believe me
    Your Dearest Friend Clemmiexxx

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  3. Pamela, I have talked this over with Nana, she is very wise cos she is very old! She says you would be taking a big gamble with him, can he be trusted if he has just abandoned one wife, and do you really want to look after his children? He might have brought you roses, but where are the chocolates? Think long and hard as broken hearts are very hard to mend, and it won't just be your heart you break, you will break Clemmie's too! Have a huggle from me {{{}}} Hedgie x

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  4. Pamela pamela - what a dilemma. He is looking rather dapper I have to say and red roses too. What girl wouldn't be swept off her feet but I am thinking of your lovely house. Is there room for 3 children? No more sitting on the toilet reading the paper - they would all be clamouring to use the bathroom. Think of all that washing as well.

    He still has to divorce his wife - I think that takes about 6 months so you still have time to think it over.

    Quack quack xDuckie

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  5. Goodness me Pamela, this is all to quick. You need to think really hard before you make any decisions. As Clemmie, Hedgie & Duckie have already said, if he can dump his wife at the drop of his hat, expect you to look after his 3 children, in your new house!!

    Think carefully Pamela.

    Love and huggles Koala xxx

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  6. Pamela, what can I say that has not been said already.
    I am not too sure what Kay is up to telling you to go for it. Maybe Curly is a little bit worried that if you are still free you will lure me away from her. Mind you I have only just met curly.
    She is rather cute but then so are you.XXXX
    Your hair is fine by the way. It really compliments your round face and shows off your sparkling eyes perfectly.
    Just take a long hard look at the facts.
    He is still married.
    He's got GREEN hair!
    He has 3 kids.
    He's got GREEN hair!!
    He treats the mother of his children with no respect at all.
    He's got GREEN hair!!!
    He did not bring you chocolates with those roses or champagne!
    Claire loosing the ring is an omen getting engaged is just not the right thing to do.
    He thinks he might be loosing you so will try anything to keep you.
    Poor Clemmie is so upset and caring.
    No man is worth all this especially a man whose got GREEN hair!!!!!!
    I hope that you have not been lured by his charms this evening and that you have already sent him out to Claire's car ready to go back to the office with Claire in the morning.
    I think you had best stay away from the office for a little while because I think Jeffery will be trying other tactics to lure you into a relationship, when you should be out and about enjoying life and not having these worries placed on your pretty little shoulders.
    Your ever loving friend.
    Bongo
    XXXXXX

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  7. Well, I don't think I need to mention the green hair as Bongo seems to have covered that LOL. It all seems a bit full on just because you have a bit of attention on this 2010 challenge and some fab new clothes. Maybe his green hair is making him think everything is greener on the other side? tbh my sweet, I think you should tell him to stick it and go and live life in the fast lane for a bit. If you mean that much to him, he will wait. Monkey x

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